(Source: fuyuiki)

(Source: permanent-sabbatical)

lasersinthejunglesomewhere:

thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

i thought that said “you are the furniture”

rodneykong:

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party 

yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars

netlfix:

*turns up late for own wedding because the line was kinda long at mcdonalds*

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

squidnship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

TRUTH SERUM - MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.

Please preface questions with “Truth”

(Source: lunaconrad)

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

Try to get my muse mad

carmealthesquare:

I DARE YOU

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow