you are the future
i thought that said “you are the furniture”
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
*turns up late for own wedding because the line was kinda long at mcdonalds*
if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.
we’d arrange sacrifices of humans
starting with you
Please preface questions with “Truth”
i met a girl with 12 nipples
I DARE YOU
tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow