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fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

egberts:

i love cats so much every time i see a cat anywhere i try to get it to come to me and i point out every cat i see while i’m in a car and i talk about my cat all the time and think about other people cats i love cats

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

samdesantis:

sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before